Wildlife Law Pillows

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bite out of fishing pier.