Wildlife Influencer T-Shirts

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Deer Season Open.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Crow and fox

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"But what's my motivation?"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

The Destruction of the Environment

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Save the river.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'