Wildlife Handler Prints

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Rubbish Carousel

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Earth Day Summit.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Wolf Reintroduction.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"You fly into a window, too?"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"You're the school yard monitor today. It's your duty to eject the bear from school grounds."