Wildlife Documentary Watcher Prints

'I learned about the birds from the Hitchcock movie, and from a PBS nature show, about killer bees.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.