Then one day he finally came home messed up on drugs.
Wildlife Documentarist Mugs
Discover mugs perfect for wildlife documentarists—featuring clever designs and inspiring messages that celebrate their passion for the wild world and storytelling over a morning brew.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"
The Food Chain
Live Stream
'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'
'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'
'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'
'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'
"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."
'Still no sign of life.'
"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."
"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"
Maria Sibylla Merian
"But what's my motivation?"
'Confounded biodiversity.'
People Planet.
The hummingbird's hum.
'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'
"What? You mean this old thing?"
"It's not you—it's natural selection."
"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"
"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"
"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"
'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'
Casting Wildlife Films.
NOTE: As Dr Furshluggin (R.I.P.) proved, stroking a bears' belly doesn't stop his attack.
"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"
'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'
The Hidden World of Desks
In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.
'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'
Mousehole TV
Trap set by bear to catch hunter.
Wildlife Documentarist Mugs Collection
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