Wildlife Comic Collector Mugs

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'