Wildlife Comedy Fan Prints

'Your sales are down again this month. For a guy raised by a pack of wolves you're not very bloody aggressive.'

Hipponotized

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

'Oh, no!! My husband!!!'

Bug smash

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Eat me"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Too much concealer?"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Crow and fox

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."