Wildlife Cartoon Collectors Prints

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

'It's an own goal!'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Fingerlings.

Last Call of the Wild

Now if I may say something without fear of contradiction, and I believe I may ....

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

"The house of representatives is known as the people's house, as your candidate I'm compelled to ask, how's that working out?"

I gave at the office. !

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

"Which one of you runts squealed?"

One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'

'What a lousy round...I couldn't stay out of the traps.'

Alligator drinking gator aid.

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

Cat boss tells dog: 'I'll come straight to the point, Wilson: I've never liked you.'

Now all they needed was a punchline...

A rabbit missing a foot waiting at a bus stop

Taking out the trash