
"Every generation rebels, dear."
Decorate their space with stunning prints celebrating wildlife and biology—beautiful, professionally drawn artworks that honor their passionate profession and love for nature.
"Every generation rebels, dear."
Rattlecornsnake
Elephant Tracks.
Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'
"Sure, I'm calmer. I'm just concerned the tranquilizer darts may be habit-forming."
Danger Quicksand.
'Since I got tagged I've been getting way more spam.'
'Don't give me that 'Protected Species' excuse: You've been naughty, you'll be punished!'
'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'
'You wanted a home where the buffalo roam...'
The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'
"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"
'So much for our raw food diet.'
Digeridoo.
Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.
Toad roadkill.
"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"
The Western Black Rhino is now extinct: 'Bye guys. I'll see you soon.'
'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'
Snake bite.
'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'
'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'
"...Get it off me!"
'That is known as an 'us-eater'.'
"What fire? We're fleeing eco-tourists."
'So much for AT&T...'
'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'
'I hate Global Warming.'
"Till death do you part - I now pronounce you snake and mongoose."
'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'
Monkey
"Hey, how come our names aren't on the plaque?"
Zebra Stripes
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