Wildlife Artist Mugs

Deer Season Open.

"I'm going to need a paper & pencil."

Do Not Give Skateboards To The Orangutans!

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

A leopard in the Rainforest.

'Suicide Sparrow'

The Web of Life - and the Spider of Death

'My taxidermist used to work for Disney.'

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Eat me"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Pray for me.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.