Wildlife Appreciators Pillows

'Hello? Rentokil?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Black Swan

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Frog in the puddles.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Giraffe Selfie

Koala

"Marco ..."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."