Wild West Role-player Pillows

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.