Wild West Role-player Pillows

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Cow duel.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'