Wild Traveler Prints

'California: Here I come!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Now that's an afro!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Where the wild things were."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Hither and Yon sign

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."