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Naughtymonks Skullpoke

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Turtle Trailer Court

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Roads with a view.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Shoe repair

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Pioneers of the ancient west

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'