Wild Card Voter Prints

'Every election day I ask myself the same question -- 'Heads or tails''

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

'We've finally found a candidate that can really deliver.'

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

"What? Not what you expected when you voted for me?"

"Our new MP promised a new politics, no more sleaze...a focus on local issues, on local needs. He said he wanted to be an old fashioned constituency MP."

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

'You can be leader when we get to the bottom.'

DemoNcracy

"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."