Whodunnit Fan Gifts

Sherlock Holmes

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Furthermore, the killer is in this very room!"

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Mystery of the Poets

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Bribery and Corruption.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"The butler did it!"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

The Butlers Ball.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.