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'Well we did have to make some capital investments...but only in another whiteboard.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Around here it got a little tricky...

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

World's cheapest car

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."