White Teeth Wannabe Prints

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"We could start a band."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Mozart Thumbs up

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'I played hockey for my company team, and now I need a job with a dental plan.'

"Darleen, this is an intervention...your teeth are white enough."

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

'The doctor accepts cash or check, but he prefers gold fillings.'

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

"Your teeth are perfect, but your gums will have to come out."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

"You'll probably need dentures. I hear you lose all your baby teeth."

"Empty, like the last six joints you cased. Man, don't give up your day job."

'Your teeth are putting on weight.'