White Elephant Gift Exchange Mugs

"You know what they say, Ladies. Big cheese sandwich, big p***s."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Labrador Non-retriever

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

What Is This Crap?

The key to eliminating work-related clutter and stress: Proper Paperwork Triage!

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

December 26th . . . The Returns

Santa Claus

'They saw you coming.'

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"

'You know I gave up sex and booze. . .it was the toughest ten minutes of my like.'

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

Artists Christmas Party

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

"I set that filthy old toilet brush right there to take to the trash. Have you seen it?"

"You've had enough!"

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

Multiple Amputee Twister

'She'll never know I bought it on Ebay.' 'This is the crap he got me last year that I sold on Ebay.'

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Trump: Burger King