White Collar Worker Mugs

Business Sisyphus

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

Class Clowns

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'I may be upper management, but I'm still a lunch pail guy just like you. Foie gras?'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'J T Belton in Neutral.'

Running after money.

Computer monitor for a head.

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

Job Safety - Be Safe.

'Lucky you! You get plenty of exercise working. I have to go to the spa.'

Financial Corruption

"As a manager I might have my head in the clouds, but it's much better than being a worker who has his whole body in the dirt!"

"Better hurry. New salt lick in the break room!"

When accountants turn feral.

"Another one of those anti-faxers."

"At least you've got a trade to fall back on..."

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

Office worker sitting at desk with inboxes labeled "IN' and "INcinerate.'

"Please help me I'm bland"

Please do not feed the middle management

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

The middle class speaks up

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."

"Don is an intellectual and a regular guy."

"Whatever the economy is doing, it's doing it without me."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

Time Out For Teddy

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"