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'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"White Collar Prison"

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

Mensans Behaving Badly

"We’ve just received the latest management update on how to persecute whistleblowers."

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis

"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!"

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

"So, let me get this straight... When you told me you could manage a hundred and twenty words per minute, you thought I meant how many words you could speak?..."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

"I know what Ally McBeal would do."

'Smith, our clients' clients can't pay them, so our clients can't pay us, so we can't pay you... so we're laying you off...'

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

A man is standing up with a remote stuck between his butt cheeks-he says;'Nobody is going anywhere until the t.v. remote is found!'

Scotch with Mother.

After eighteen consecutive pharmaceutical commercials, Mitch learns that if he had a heart attack caused by a completely blocked artery, another heart attack could be lurking.

Gilligan's Elevator.

Felony State Bank