White Collar Crime Aficionados Prints

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"I hate when this happens."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Where mystery meat comes from.

"The real money is in not getting caught."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'