White Collar Crime Aficionados Prints

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I hate when this happens."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The real money is in not getting caught."

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'