White Collar Comic Mugs

Crime Passionnel

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"White Collar Prison"

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'