Whisperer Wannabes Mugs

The Chest of Drawers Whisperer.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

A boy and his spin patrol.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Bruno, sit."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Dog-English dictionary.

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

Alternative Accountants

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"The numbers don't lie, but we can fix that."

"He shows enormous potential."

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

The surrendered mom

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker