Whisky Connoisseur Mugs

Beethoven Working on His Fifth

"Take that blend away and bring me a decent malt."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Man...You age great!'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress