Whiskey Lovers Mugs

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

A Good Batch.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

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'I'm an atheist!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wanna talk about it?

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

Vodka

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.