Whiskered Watcher Mugs

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Diving Cat.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Puppy and Kitten.