Whirlwind Writer Gifts

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Curtsey

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Sub Editor

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

Ernest Hemingway

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Penfriend

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

Counting Sheep

Frank Lloyd Wright

Violinist on Skates

Rock climber getting books from top shelf

I think therefore...

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

Ice Skater

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Got any books on mountaineering?' 'Top shelf.'

"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

"A signing bonus, a raise, a promotion, a layoff -- you've had an entire career in six months."

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

'I follow my diet to the letter. It's dotting my Is and crossing my Ts closing my Os and opening my Es that's giving me trouble.'

The End Of The Story Is Near!