Whip-smart Chef Prints

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

The Origins of Everything

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Witch's Brew.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Quartet of chefs.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Cook in the cookery section.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Microwave confusion.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'It's her signature dish.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Cowboy Trump

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"Another day in paradise."

"So that's a three bird roast."