Whimsy Fan Prints

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

Blogo, Co. Stories like a woman living in a shoe and a cow jumping over the moon soften kids up so I can hit them with the fake news later in life.

Farm Humor.

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Clown on bike.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Tie

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Bathroom Fairy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

Business or pleasure?