Whimsical World Adventurers T-Shirts

'You'll find there's no connection. Some that are comfortable to sit on are not safe to eat, and some that are not comfortable to sit on are safe to eat.'

'Forget Alice! Forget that whole Wonderland mishmash! You're living in the past.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Children's Feast.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Painting taking root...

"Right here's fine."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Recalculating route..."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Teddy Bear

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Clown walks balloon dog

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Secondhand smoke.'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."