Whimsical Wish Givers T-Shirts

"I'm donating this to the 'Make-a-Wish Foundation'."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Christmas Presents.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Survival kit

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

House Broken.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

What do you wish for next year?

'Cookies and cream!'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

Easter Bunny Nursery

Decadence

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

'Freak.'

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

"World peace and an end to famine sorted, David blows his last wish on a Tesla..."

Axel, do you think if I wish hard enough, my little wooden friend will become a real boy like Pinocchio? I think you should ask Geppetto that question when you meet him in the insane asylum.

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

Honeymoon Suite.

"You can have 3 wishes apart from: No, I can't synch your phone with your computer. . ."

'Is that your one and only wish; neuter all men?'