Whimsical Winter Humorists Prints

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Weather today.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

It's a bit derivative.

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'