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"Can you keep a secret?"

'And then Dorothy remembered she was colorblind'

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

'Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Sun and the Moon step out.

Mountaintop Dessert

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Just Married.

'When you said we'd have to 'live out of our suitcase' on this cruise, I thought it was a figure of speech!'

Hot air balloons avoiding balloon in the shape of a cactus

"They must be regulars"

"Wait—I almost forgot why I called."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

"A happy, laughing cow."

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

By the Card

Breaking news: Luck has been cancelled

'...and the boat has to be pea green.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

COWS: A Vertical Takeoff Cow

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

Bird Guide.

Tourist Shopping

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

Bishop with a crozier case.

End of World

Is Gypsy Moth in Your Garden?

Sheep Ballast