Whimsical Verse Lover Prints

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Laughing Zone Ahead

The worm that churned!

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Wash your hands

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jack in the Box

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Football/Soccer bubbles

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Love is an many splendoured thing

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Snow globe

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Banana

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Caution Dry Rot

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.