Whimsical Verse Lover Prints

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Wash your hands

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Love is an many splendoured thing

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Jack in the Box

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Football/Soccer bubbles

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Snow globe

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana

Caution Dry Rot

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Greek goddess

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.