Whimsical Universe Ponderer Pillows

Cheese in space

Can You Spot the Differences?

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Yes, one is a dog."

Painting taking root...

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Scuba cow"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Origins of Everything

Fishing for Birds

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."