Whimsical Universe Ponderer Pillows

Cheese in space

Can You Spot the Differences?

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'But what is the universe for?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Scuba cow"

Painting taking root...

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"