Whimsical Tea Party Lover Pillows

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Vesta

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Sleepy Bunny

Shall I be mother?

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Camomiletherapy

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'