Whimsical Tale Enthusiast Mugs

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Ask A Silly Question.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Slug Romance

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Jungle Plumber.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

I knitted him for you..

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

"I—I miss my frog wife."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."