Whimsical Sweet Chaser Pillows

quick back to the spaceship

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Prosecco

Windmill

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Happiness

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Birth of Darth Vader

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Where the wild things went."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Airplane VS Paper Airplane

Cow Fairy

Perpetual Motion.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."