Whimsical Storylover Mugs

Wonderland Police Dept. He was brought in for impersonating a grandma, but DNA linked him to your huffing and puffing incident.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Phew, that was close."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cat and fishing instruction

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Fairy tale

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.