Whimsical Spirits Gifts

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

Clowns gravestone squirts water at mourners

Teapot

The Artist

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Get crazy once in a while

'He's maturing early.'

Selfie Stick

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Fly fishing.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Beware of balloon dog.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Jack in the Box

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

'Your future looks charming.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"This does not make us friends."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'