Whimsical Scientist Mugs

A fish takes a selfie on land.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Spring Training

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Scuba cow"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Selfie Stick

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Fishing for Birds

A man rakes a tree

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."