Whimsical Scene Enthusiasts Pillows

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Beware of the Cat.

A chip off the old block...

Kitty's Coffee Shop

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"Six down, three to go!!"

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

Goalkeeping Dog

Blue Upright

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Health Care Parade

What if pets did housework...

"What?!"

Bat Globe.

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

Snow Shaker.

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

Snail Handshake

'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

'That's right! I'm flicking you the bird! Deal with it!'

'So, Toto; what's this I hear about you being a friend of Dorothy's?'

...And that was all for Pinocchio.

The Seventh Day of Christmas

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.