Whimsical Plant Lover Prints

Green tea

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Biotechnology in agriculture

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Blatant competition in nature.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

"Oh—when your file said 'face plant,’ I assumed you’d taken a fall."