Whimsical Partners Mugs

"And do you promise to love and honor, through wash and spin cycles, until dry do you part?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Love.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Puppy Love

'Your future looks charming.'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Thank you for not urinating.

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'