Whimsical Office Worker Mugs

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"I've been kept on hold so often, I'm really developing a taste for easy listening music."

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"It's face painting Friday."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The printer repair guy.'

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"