Whimsical Machine Lover Mugs

Anti-Litter Machine

'Food fight!'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"I find things go around in cycles."

Absurd flying machine

Portable Pedestrian Crossings

Milk production

Absurd snow clearing machine

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

"My next car, I want one of those."

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Needle Toilet.

Koko and Yum Yum

''Tis a poor thing, but mine own.'

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

Throw you away

Catching Young Tarpon

An Incendiary in the Loft

"98, 99, 100....coming! Found you!"

Automatic Egg Rationer

Velcro Paws.

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

Sales of Farm Equipment