Whimsical Garden Enthusiasts Prints

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

For the new gardener.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

Redneck Flowerpot

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Skyscrapers.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

The garden of Bedlam

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Football Fan

Blooming Idiot

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Cat watering catnip.

'A few over here, please.'

Clowns tending lawn.

Mouse and garden magazine