Whimsical Garden Enthusiasts Prints

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

For the new gardener.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Skyscrapers.

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

The garden of Bedlam

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Football Fan

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Blooming Idiot

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

Cat watering catnip.

'A few over here, please.'

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