Whimsical Family Member Prints

"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."

'Dad, is it possible for an alien to take over a person's body?' 'I'm not sure. Although it would explain a lot about your uncle...'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Spring Training

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Jim was a model Dad".

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"It's only the wind."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

Non-working dog, please help

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

Thank you for not urinating.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"