Whimsical Family Member Prints

"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."

'Dad, is it possible for an alien to take over a person's body?' 'I'm not sure. Although it would explain a lot about your uncle...'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Spring Training

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Baby Hairstyles.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"It's only the wind."

"Jim was a model Dad".

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Non-working dog, please help

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

A Yo-yo is in reality a flying saucer.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Thank you for not urinating.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.