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"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Spring Training

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Fishing for Birds

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

A man rakes a tree

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"